Since J asked, I'm doing his quiz.
1. Time is relative; what time do you want it to be?
Dinner time. I'm starving!
2. While you're at it, go ahead, change your name to the one you always wanted?
Hmm....I don't think I ever wanted to change my name. Jennifer is a cool name. It rocks.
3. Speaking of relativity, ever dreamed about Einstein?
No, but I dreamed about John from Farscape, and black holes. Black holes and Einstein's theory are related, so that's close enough for me.
4. On the subject of names, do you know your Star Wars name?
No. I'm not a big Star Wars fan. But, it would be cool to be Princess Amidala. Just because she's a Princess, and then I'd be really hot :-)
5. If you answered yes to #4, do you embrace your inner geek and take her/him out for regular exercise?
Thanks god I didn't answer yes to that last one.
6. Have you always lived on Earth?
I think so. If I was ever kidnapped by aliens and then returned to the same exact time that I left Earth, I don't remember it.
7. Do you believe in extra-terrestrial life?
Yes. The Universe is billions of years old. And it it infinitely large and constantly expanding. I think it's impossible that there hasn't been life somewhere else in the Universe at some time or other. Whether or not there is intelligent life out there, I believe so, but you never know.
8. Well, they believe in you, and now they've invited you to their home world. With no guarantee of a return ticket, would you go?
Is it a planet that's filled with hot men who are willing to be my sex slaves? Then I'd have to say YES.
9. If you could live anywhere on Earth, where would you live:
Hmm, that's a tough one. Somewhere with trees, a beach, beautiful weather, and lots of hot naked men. Not sure if that place exists, so, my alternate place would probably be somewhere out West.
10. Are you now, have you ever been, or do you dream of being an Elvis impersonator?
Am I being questioned by the McCarthy people? Those people were way too paranoid. And no. I'm a girl, I don't want to impersonate Elvis. But if I ever did want to impersonate him, I'd gain 200 pounds, take a whole bunch of drugs, and die of an OD in my bathroom, on the toilet.
11. Who might you have been in a previous life:
I think I was some Greek Goddess. Maybe Aprhodite. That would be cool. It would explain the lack of male attention I get now. I used it all up in my previous life.
12. What was your birthday:
January 1
13. Are your favorite things animal, vegetable or mineral:
Animal, baby. Mmmm....beef, chicken. Give me a good steak, and you can have your way with me.
14. Bright, shiny or glittery:
All of the above. I'm easily distracted.
15. Time to go shopping. Boutiques, the mall or online:
Well, I don't really like shopping. But I'd day online, b/c then I can buy lots of electronic toys.
16. Actor/celebrity that tempts you enough to consider changing your sexual orientation, if just for one night:
Hmm....Eliza Dushku. She's hot, and she's not rail thin like some people *coughSMGcough*
17. Character -- book, film/TV -- that you really, really wish was real, if just for one night:
John, from Farscape. Or Original Angel. How about both? I'd take one kick ass night with them :-)
18. Rich or famous
Rich. I don't want people bothering me for autographs.
19. Famous or infamous:
Well, famous this time. Because then I'd get rich from it. Being poor sucks.
20. Would you spy for your country?
Yes. We rock. I'd gladly do what was necessary to keep people safe. I'm planning on joining the military anyway. Who says I won't one day?
21. If you are, or have ever been, a spy for your country would you admit it?
Who are you? And no, not even under torture. I'm a SPY. Like I'd admit it.
22. Least favorite colour:
Definitely Pink. It's too pink and girly. I like blues.
23. Food you hate most:
Seafood, of any kind. I don't eat water things.
24. Worst movie(s):
The Piano. Was there a plot in that movie? I missed it if there was one. But, the music rocked.
25. TV show(s) you detest:
Hmm....I never liked Dark Angel, so whee! that it's gone. Umm....what else. Angel, right now. No one cares about St. Corduffy or Dork!Angel. Can't think of much else. I like TV.
26. We've all got guilty pleasures. Film/TV or book series that, rationally, you know is so bad it can curdle milk but you can't help but to watch/read anyway:
Hmm....Maury. I love watching "I'm 110% sure you're my baby's daddy!" episodes. It's a guilty pleasure.
27. Actor and/or celebrity you would pay to slap:
Got to go with Britney Spears and Christina Aguleira. I HATE them. And the Olsen twins. Did you know they are worth a total of 76 million dollars?
28. You've been offered a job that pays obscenely well. It's in porn. Would you accept the job offer?
Right now, most likely. I'm poor as dirt. I need money.
29. Didn't say you had to star. What if it was in production, advertising, sales and distribution...?
Yes. I need money. Do I have to reiterate that I need money?
30. If the opportunity arose, and you could get away with it, would you commit immeasurable acts of violence -- so horrific as to permanently scar the homicide detectives who will later work the case -- on Harry Knowles?
Umm...I don't know who that is. But even if I did, I'm not crazy enough to want to do something that bad.
31. If not Knowles, then who :
Umm....once again, I'm not crazy. There are people I can't stand and wouldn't mind not seeing ever again, but I wouldn't actually want to kill someone. My psyche is too fragile.
32. Do you believe that the base ingredient in both Coke and Pepsi is carbonated battery acid?
Well, if it is, my stomach is now immune to it. Besides, it's good. But Dr. Pepper rules the house.
33. Remember the cartoon strip the above question references?
Should I? It sounds familiar.
34. Last comic book you read:
Superman. The one after Lois died and he was all sad, and was hooking with some green superhero chick. Don't know the name of it. Anyone want to help out?
35. If you could be any comic book hero or villain, who would you be:
Wonder Woman for a hero, and a villain.....uh, Poison Ivy I guess. That one goes out to you Dawny!
36. Rice, potatoes or bread:
Potatoes. I'm a meat and potatoes kind of girl. No, I'm not Irish, can't you tell?
37. Whipped cream, chocolate sauce or melted caramel:
ALL OF THEM. On someone, preferably.
38. Who would you most like to lick #37 off of:
Ben Browder or DB. And J or course. They are all hot. Mmmmmm.
39. Addicted?
To fanfic, and the BB. I lead a sad existence.
40. Conflicted?
No, I know what I want. J.
41. Ever poked a badger with a spoon?
No. That sounds kind of scary.
42. Can you name the person #41 references
No.
43. Think he's a god?
If I knew who he was, it still would be no.
44. Think you're a god?
Did I not already state that I was a goddess in my former life?
45. Ever been one toke over the line?
No, I'm very boring. Never even had one toke.
46. Ever been one toke over the line while sitting downtown at a railway station?
Thankfully no.
47. Have you ever done anything for which you *should* have been convicted?
No. I'm a good girl, sadly. Anyone willing to corrupt me?
48. Planning to take over the world?
Yes, Ming and I plan it all the time. And since ME is part of the world....well, woo!
49. What're you gonna do with it if you're successful:
Kill all the assholes and crazy terrorists, and then create world peace. Ok, so that's never going to happen.
50. Are you only happy when it rains?
Yes. And also sleepy. Which probably explains the happiness. I love to sleep. Anyone want to join me?
51. Most importantly, apples or oranges:
Apples. Oranges have that pulp and stuff. I only suck the juice out of oranges. And I like to eat, which I can do with an apple.
